FAN FICTION

Ode to the Kosterman Moustache

What glorious locks beneath masculine naris lie
That adorn slender labium and inspire maidenly sighs
Such well-groomed filaments bristling with keratin
Could only sprout from the epidermis of the finest men
They adorn with trimmed curl the respiratory opening
And bound the orifice beneath in a manner ever so pleasing
The Kosterman bristles teem in a line of neat simplicity
That is unparalleled among male fibers of cylindricity
Foreshortened tresses that glister so are a joy to witness
Praise the hirsute projections and may their growth be endless!